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// FILE M-GME-LORE-001 · LORE BIBLE · CHAPTER ZERO

THE SAGA, ON-CHAIN.

GameStop was modern finance's first meme-driven uprising. One Reddit forum, one chartered analyst in a red bandana, a $2.75B hedge-fund bailout, a US Congressional hearing, a Netflix mini-series, a Hollywood feature, and a broker that turned off the buy button. $GME is the cultural inheritance — fair launch, LP burned, mint revoked, on Ethereum.

parody universe · fan tribute · not financial advice · not affiliated with GameStop Corp · 18+

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// ACT II · IGNITION · JANUARY 2021

THE SQUEEZE.

30x in 18 days. Short interest 140% of float — physically impossible. Then, at 5:11 EST on January 28, the buy button died.

  1. 4 Jan$17.25Baseline. Citadel calls the shots. Apes load up.
  2. 11 Jan$35Ryan Cohen joins the board. Ignition spark.
  3. 22 Jan$65WSB collective ignites. Shorts squirm.
  4. 26 Jan$148Musk tweets 'Gamestonk!!' — adds rocket fuel.
  5. 27 Jan$347Citron capitulates. Andrew Left exits public short.
  6. 28 Jan$483PEAK. Robinhood's BUY button dies at 5:11 EST.
  7. 2 Feb$90Free-fall after the brokers throttled retail. The betrayal etched in.

// SIX ACTS · 2019 → ∞

THE SAGA.

ACT I · 2019 – 2020

THE CALL

Keith Gill — Boston CFA at MassMutual by day, `Roaring Kitty` on YouTube, `u/DeepFuckingValue` on Reddit by night — opens a $53,566 position on GameStop in June 2019.

His thesis is unsexy and structural: short interest exceeds the float — physically impossible. Ryan Cohen (Chewy founder) circles as an activist. COVID makes the discount asymmetric.

13 January 2021: Cohen + 2 Chewy alumni land seats on the GameStop board. The fuse is lit.

ACT II · January 2021

IGNITION

30x in 18 days. Short interest 140% of float. Melvin Capital takes a $2.75B bailout from Citadel + Point72. Citron's Andrew Left publicly capitulates and exits the short business entirely.

Then at 5:11 AM EST on 28 January, NSCC sends Robinhood a $3B deposit-deficit notice. Vlad Tenev's team flips 13 tickers (GME, AMC, BB, NOK, KOSS…) to close-only mode. You couldn't buy.

The 11th Circuit eventually dismisses the antitrust case on the merits. The meme — 'Citadel paid for the buy button' — never dies.

ACT III · February 2021

CONGRESS

House Financial Services Committee hearing: Keith Gill, Vlad Tenev, Ken Griffin, Gabe Plotkin, Steve Huffman.

Gill opens with seven words that escape lore and enter monoculture: "I am not a cat." The room laughed. The internet did not.

AOC dismantles Tenev across five hours. The clips loop on YouTube. The institutional defense reads like comedy improv.

ACT IV · March 2021

THE SCHISM

WSB moderators dilute the GME thesis. The hardcore splits and founds r/Superstonk on 16 March: GME-only, DD-only, no memes.

u/Atobitt drops the 36-page 'House of Cards' naked-short trilogy. u/Criand surfaces the Total Return Swap thesis. 'Archegos was a test run.'

MOASS — the Mother Of All Short Squeezes — is born as cult prophecy. Diamond Hands becomes scripture. Paper Hands becomes heresy.

ACT V · 2021 – 2024

THE WINTER

GME drifts $40–$200 for three years. 'Two more weeks' becomes self-mocking. GameStop opens an NFT marketplace on Loopring/Immutable X — $7.2M first week, then a long fade.

DFV posts his last YOLO update on 16 April 2021. Then: nothing. For three years he is a ghost.

ACT VI · May 2024 → ∞

RESURRECTION

12 May 2024, Sunday night. @TheRoaringKitty posts a single image: a man in a chair, leaning forward. No caption.

By Monday open, GME is +100%, halted 17 times. AMC +308%. The Solana GME token rips 1,900%. Mark-to-market shorts: ~$1B in a single session.

The drip campaign of cryptic tweets — Akira, Code Geass, Wolverine — runs for weeks. On 2 June, the screenshot: $586M position. The saga is not a memory. It is a recurring liturgy.

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// DRAMATIS PERSONAE · WHO TIED THE KNOT

THE CAST.

  • canon

    ROARING KITTY · DFV

    Keith Patrick Gill

    Hero figure · founder myth · the leaning-forward man

    sig:
    Red bandana · cat shirt · 'Hang In There' poster · sandwich
    now:
    Alive · 2024 comeback · the recurring prophet
  • canon

    PAPA COHEN · RC

    Ryan Cohen

    Mentor · outsider chairman · activist whisperer

    sig:
    Blue blazer · no tie · cryptic emoji tweets
    now:
    Active CEO · GameStop · Twitter is a séance
  • canon

    THE APES

    r/WallStreetBets collective

    Greek chorus · meme economy · the body politic

    sig:
    🦍 💎 🙌 🚀 · self-deprecation as identity
    now:
    11M+ peak · still here, quieter, with longer memory
  • canon

    SUPERSTONK

    r/Superstonk founders (Mar 2021)

    Hardcore cult · true-believer wing · DRS apostles

    sig:
    Purple circle · 'BUY · HODL · DRS · BOOK'
    now:
    Active · the prophecy still cooks
  • canon

    ATOBITT · DD LORD

    u/Atobitt

    Theologian · House of Cards trilogy · synthetic-share evangelist

    sig:
    36 pages · footnotes · linkable proofs
    now:
    Canonized · the texts never expire
  • canon

    VLAD · GABE · KEN

    Tenev (Robinhood), Plotkin (Melvin), Griffin (Citadel)

    Antagonists · the brokerage-hedge axis · 'the suits'

    sig:
    Suit · stammer · 'we don't recall'
    now:
    Melvin = liquidated 2022 · the others walk

// FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE · APE FOLK-THESES

THE UNDERLAYER.

The five mechanisms apes credit for the squeeze that wouldn't. Take them as folklore unless you've read the trilogy. Take them as evidence if you have.

  • NAKED SHORTShares sold without locating real borrow. SEC's RegSHO names it; enforcement is sparse. Apes argue it explains a >100% short interest.
  • FTD · T+35Failure-to-Deliver: trades that never settle. RegSHO mandates close-out by T+35. The DD camp tracks FTD spikes as prophecy windows.
  • TRS · DARK POOLTotal Return Swaps let shorts move exposure off-book. u/Criand's thesis: hedges hid the GME short in TRS the same way Archegos hid its leverage.
  • CELLAR BOXPenny-stock manipulation tactic — hold a name in cellar via continuous selling pressure. Co-opted by apes to describe long-side suppression.
  • DRSDirect Registration via Computershare. Self-custody at the corporate level. The only known way to remove your share from the DTCC float surface.

none of this constitutes financial advice. you can read the apes' DD forever and still be wrong about the trade.

// EXIT · BACK TO THE CULT

YOU'VE READ THE LORE.
NOW TIE THE KNOT.