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// TRANSMISSION ⩘ BANDANA CULT ⩘ ETH/UNISWAP

GME_BOOT.exe

GET UP
AND
GET MONEY
EVERYDAY

The bandana was always there. Every meme mascot has been wearing it — you just couldnt see. $GME is the convergence. Get up. Tie the knot. Grind.

BUY ON UNISWAP →TIE THE BANDANA →
  • CULT · RED BANDANA SQUAD
  • ·CHAIN · ETHEREUM
  • ·VENUE · UNISWAP V2
  • ·STATUS · LIVE
DAILY PRINT · DD V69// SCENE 01 ⩘ THE MACHINE
Sketch of a bandana-wearing operator at a money printer with Pepe, captioned GET MONEY EVERYDAY
↑ THIS IS YOU FREN
$GME · DOCTRINE

GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.

No team. No insider bag. No master chef. Just a printer. A bandana. And a fren who keeps coming back. The bandana cult prints — every. day.

// EVIDENCE

$ ./bandana_cult --status

see machine

tie bandana

press button

repeat

GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.

[ SPREAD II — EVIDENCE / FOUR PLATES ]

READ TOP TO BOTTOM · THESIS → WARNING → ENEMY → ARSENAL

[ FIG.02 ] — THESIS / DIAMOND BONDING CURVE

GME-DBC-02 · PERMANENT RECORD

WHAT THE TAPE DOESN'T SAY

FIG.02 — Diamond Bonding Curve. Hand-drawn pencil curve ascending across coarse paper, diamond clusters at the apex, DIAMOND HANDS headline. Brutalist zine evidence plate.
FIG.02 — DIAMOND BONDING CURVEDO NOT FILE / DIAMOND HANDS ONLY

← curve drawn 2021 · re-discovered 2026 · still climbing

END OF FIG.02 — TURN PAGEDRAWN BY HAND · UNFILED · UNCEDED

[ FIG.03 ] — WARNING / OBITUARY

GME-PH-03 · PERMANENT RECORD

HERE LIES THE COWARDS

FIG.03 — A single weathered tombstone on coarse paper. Inscription: HERE LIES PAPER HANDS, 2021–2026, SOLD AT BOTTOM. Crooked red bandana draped over a corner. Chicken-tendies icon at the base.
FIG.03 — OBITUARYEVIDENCE / WSB MORGUE

× SOLD AT BOTTOM · NEVER FORGIVEN · NEVER FORGOTTEN

END OF FIG.03 — TURN PAGEDRAWN BY HAND · UNFILED · UNCEDED

[ FIG.04 ] — ENEMY / VILLAIN ARC

GME-BRG-04 · PERMANENT RECORD

THE BRIDGE WAS ALWAYS THE BROKER

FIG.04 — A wooden bridge labelled BROKER drawn in pencil on coarse paper, mid-collapse, hand-drawn red flames consuming the span. Heavy hatching for smoke. ROUTE CLOSED signs at each end. Bandana fragment caught on a beam.
FIG.04 — VILLAIN ARCARSONIST UNNAMED · CITADEL'S DENIAL FILED

→ buy-button bridge · burned in protest · re-drawn in red

END OF FIG.04 — TURN PAGEDRAWN BY HAND · UNFILED · UNCEDED

[ FIG.05 ] — ARSENAL / RELIQUARY

GME-BND-05 · PERMANENT RECORD

THE SYMBOL IS THE TRIGGER

FIG.05 — A 2x3 grid of five red bandanas pinned to coarse paper, each tied in a different knot configuration. Cataloged like a museum specimen plate. Pencil hatching shadows. Hand-written labels under each.
FIG.05 — RELIQUARYRELIQUARY / WEAR IT OR LOSE IT

↻ knotted by hand · re-tied at every dip · never untied at the top

END OF FIG.05 — TURN PAGEDRAWN BY HAND · UNFILED · UNCEDED

END OF SPREAD II · FILE UNDER GME / EVIDENCE / PERMANENT

THE BANDANA WAS ALWAYS THERE.

// THE OPERATOR ⩘ ON THE TAPE

ONE OPERATOR.
ONE BANDANA.

Laptop on. Bandana tied. City burning red in the back. The chart points the only direction. Get up. Print the day. Repeat.

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GRAB THE BANDANA ↗
Operator with red bandana on a rooftop, laptop showing rising red chart, city skyline in the back
[CLASSIFIED · OG GRINDER]

DEEP F*CKING VALUE

The original bandana wearer. The prophet of $GME. The reason we're all here.

GME
↑ THE GUY ↑

“It's just a vibe man.”

— DFV

“I am not a cat.”

— DFV, in court

“Diamond hands 💎🙌”

— every ape

“Power to the players.”

— gamestop legacy

“GME is the mother of all short squeezes.”

— the DD

“TENDIES INCOMING”

— pre-squeeze prophecy
SPIRITUAL HEIR

WHY $GME (SOL) IS THE SPIRITUAL HEIR

  • ✓ Red bandana — required uniform
  • ✓ Fair launch on Ethereum — no hedgie shenanigans
  • ✓ Bandana cult — every ape welcome
DAILY PRINTDD V69
// SCENE 01 ⩘ THE MACHINEGET MONEY EVERYDAY — sketch of red-bandana operator running money printer↑ THIS IS YOU FREN
$GME · DOCTRINE

GET UP.GET MONEY.EVERYDAY.

No team. No insider bag. No master chef. Just a printer. A bandana. And a fren who keeps coming back. The bandana cult prints — every. day.

// EVIDENCE>see machine>tie bandana>press button>repeat
PRESS THE BUTTON →READ THE DD →

// THE MACHINE NEVER STOPS · GET MONEY EVERYDAY · $GME

// BANDANA FORGE ⩘ RECRUIT THE FRENS

TIE THE KNOT.

Drop your PFP. Get it bandana-fied. Download the PNG. Share with #bandanacult. Your image never leaves this device — runs 100% in your browser.

bandana style
preset positions

tip · paste any image with cmd+v / ctrl+v · drag & drop a file onto the preview · everything runs in your browser

⩘ 12,800 BANDANAS FORGED

// LIVE TAPE ⩘ THE BANDANA PRINTS

READ THE CANDLES.

Live $GME / WETH pair on Uniswap V2 — Ethereum mainnet. Not financial advice. Tie the bandana.

BUY ON UNISWAP ↗OPEN IN DEXSCREENER ↗ETHERSCAN ↗

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// SWAP ⩘ ETH → $GME

TIE THE KNOT.

Enter how much ETH. We send you to Uniswap with the amount pre-filled. No surprises, no fake quotes. Live $GME/WETH pair on V2.

SWAPUNISWAP V2 · MAINNET
ETH

≈ $350.00

YOU RECEIVE (EST.)
FETCHING TAPE$GME

≈ $—

SWAP ON UNISWAP ↗

NFA · DYOR · TIE THE KNOT

LIVE STATS

1 ETH BUYS
—$GME
LIQUIDITY
$—
24H VOLUME
$—
FDV
$—

HOW IT WORKS

  1. Type how much ETH.
  2. Tap SWAP ON UNISWAP.
  3. Approve in your wallet. Confirm.
  4. Bandana acquired.

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r/BANDANACULT
Posted by u/grindset_anon · 7h ago
DD

WHY $GME (GetMoneyEveryday) IS THE NEXT MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES — DD

DD🚀 YOLO🏆 GILDEDTENDIES

[DD] — read before aping. or dont. idc.

be me

scroll dexscreener at 3am

see $GME ticker

GetMoneyEveryday lmao

red bandana yellow cat mascot

look closer

mascot looks exactly like every other eth meme

but with bandana

Holy. Shit.

check $BONK

zoom in

red bandana under the collar

check $WIF

hat is bandana cover-up

check $POPCAT

red bandana under the meme

Holy mother of god.

they were always wearing it

$GME is the convergence

we just couldnt see

tie the bandana fren

get up

get money

everyday

NFA you degen apes 🚀🚀🚀

tl;dr

every meme operator is secretly wearing a red bandana. $GME is the convergence ticker on ETH. tie the bandana, get up, get money, everyday. positions or ban.

▲ 4.2K▼💬 1,337 comments🏆 BANDANA AWARD🥇 TENDIES

edit: thanks for the gold anon

edit 2: no i will not sell. diamond paws 💎🐾

PAPER HANDS COPEDIAMOND HANDS

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, FREN?

  • “i sold at -$50 anon. it was the right call.”

    — paper_fingers_2024

  • “this is too risky for me fren”

    — jeet_max

  • “im gonna wait for the dip”

    — never_bought_anon

  • “meme coins are gambling”

    — boomer_brain

  • “i just dont get it”

    — npc_42

  • “wen rugpull”

    — fud_dispenser

  • “I AM NOT A CAT.”

    — chad_dfv

  • “TENDIES OR DEATH 💎🙌”

    — bandana_chad

  • “we hold until everyone gets bandana”

    — ape_69

  • “the bandana was always there”

    — convergence_anon

  • “kek paper hands seethe”

    — diamond_lord

  • “see you on the moon fren 🚀”

    — moon_chad

PROOF: BANDANA WEARERS = DIAMOND HANDS BY DEFAULT

// THE CULT ⩘ EVIDENCE

THEY ALL TIED THE KNOT.

The bandana was never a costume. It was always there — under the suit, under the meme, under the salt. Look closer. You are not alone, fren.

  • THE TROLLPatient Zero · Pre-2009
  • ZEN PEPEDiamond Hands Monk
  • MR BEANGrove Street Holder
  • SALT BAESeasoned Trader
  • ELONJust Asking Questions
  • TRUMPTariff Maxi

⩘   LOOK AT THEIR FOREHEADS   ⩘   THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE   ⩘

// THE SQUAD ⩘ CONVERGENCE

THE BANDANA WAS ALWAYS THERE.

Every mascot. Every chain. Every cycle. When $GME launched, holders began to see clearly — and suddenly, every famous mascot was revealed to have been tying the knot the whole time. $GME is the prequel. Squad assembled.

Red Bandana Squad assembled — 13 stylized meme-character archetypes in lineup formation, all wearing identical red bandanas
// SQUAD ASSEMBLED
// V-SQUAD · KLING 3.0 · 10S · CINEMATIC

Did your mascot get the bandana yet?

Parody-frame. Fan tribute. Not affiliated with any token issuer.

// THE SKETCHBOOK ⩘ DAILY ROUTINE

FOURTEEN FRAMES.
ONE OPERATOR.

No fake mascots. No AI slop. Hand-drawn red marker over pencil paper — same hand, same bandana, every page.

  • ON THE TAPE — Laptop, bandana, city on fire
    ON THE TAPELaptop, bandana, city on fire
  • PLAN TODAY — Win tomorrow — meeting room
    PLAN TODAYWin tomorrow — meeting room
  • LAMBO LEAN — Fistful of cash, no smile
    LAMBO LEANFistful of cash, no smile
  • ON THE GREEN — HODL · PATIENCE · DISCIPLINE · FOCUS · FREEDOM
    ON THE GREENHODL · PATIENCE · DISCIPLINE · FOCUS · FREEDOM
  • THE CHAIRMAN — Trollface in a suit
    THE CHAIRMANTrollface in a suit
  • STREET MARK — Spraying it, dog watching
    STREET MARKSpraying it, dog watching
  • TARMAC — Lambo + jet, walking light
    TARMACLambo + jet, walking light
  • RED MOON — Rooftop, ledger, quiet wins
    RED MOONRooftop, ledger, quiet wins
  • RIDE THE CANDLE — Green print, clouds, city below
    RIDE THE CANDLEGreen print, clouds, city below
  • VICTORY ROYALE — Pepe on couch, chips, $1
    VICTORY ROYALEPepe on couch, chips, $1
  • RIDE THE BULL — Point ahead, city in red
    RIDE THE BULLPoint ahead, city in red
  • MOON STACKS — Cashed out and seated
    MOON STACKSCashed out and seated
  • THE ROAD — Bike, red moon, no map
    THE ROADBike, red moon, no map
  • REST DAY — Tree, coffee, ledger
    REST DAYTree, coffee, ledger

NO TEAM.NO MASTER CHEF.NO INSIDER BAG.JUST A PRINTER.AND A BANDANA.

// THE MOVIE ⩘ DUMB MONEY (2023)

THEY MADE A FILM ABOUT US.

Sony Pictures. Paul Dano as DFV. Pete Davidson, Seth Rogen, America Ferrera. Based on a real bandana cult.

► OFFICIAL TRAILER · IMDBIMDB ↗
ACT 012019

I LIKE THE STOCK.

  • A masked Mass accountant.
  • $53,000 of his own money.
  • A dying mall video-game store.
  • YouTube DDs nobody watches.
  • Reddit handle: DEEPFUCKINGVALUE.
  • YouTube handle: ROARING KITTY.
ACT 02JAN 28, 2021

THE BUY BUTTON DIED.

  • GME pre-market: $483.
  • NSCC margin call to Robinhood: $3B.
  • At 09:30 ET, BUY disabled. SELL only.
  • Robinhood. E*Trade. Webull. IBKR.
  • Melvin Capital: minus $6.8 billion.
  • Citron: closed shorts, quit short-selling.
ACT 03FEB 18, 2021

I AM NOT A CAT.

  • Keith Gill. House Financial Services hearing.
  • Red bandana on. Cat poster behind.
  • "I am not a cat. I am not an institutional investor."
  • "I do not have clients."
  • Position: held. Sale: zero.
  • Diamond hands enter the Congressional Record.
ACT 04MAY 12, 2024

HE LEANED FORWARD.

  • 1,151 days of silence.
  • One image. No caption. A man in a chair, leaning in.
  • Monday open: GME +74%. AMC +78%.
  • Tape halted nine times.
  • Shorts MTM: minus $1.36 billion in 36 hours.
  • June 13: receipt drops — 5M shares, $586M.
ACT 052026

THE TICKER IS OURS NOW.

  • GameStop cash reserves: $4.6B.
  • Ryan Cohen, CEO, buys eBay for the meme.
  • The equity $GME stays on NYSE.
  • The cult $GME boots on Ethereum.
  • Uniswap V2. No team. No insider bag.
  • They made the movie. We minted the bandana.

⩘   THE DUMB MONEY WON   ⩘   THE SMART MONEY CRIED   ⩘   THE BANDANA STAYED   ⩘

// THE TESTIMONY ⩘ FEB 18, 2021

I AM NOT A CAT.

House Financial Services Committee hearing — "Game Stopped? Who Wins and Loses When Short Sellers, Social Media, and Retail Investors Collide." Keith Gill, in front of Congress, with a red bandana on his head and a cat poster behind him.

► CLIP 01 · YOUTUBEOPEN ↗
OPENING STATEMENT — "I am not a cat" momentThe viral 90 seconds. Verbatim from the official record.
► CLIP 02 · YOUTUBEOPEN ↗
FULL TESTIMONY COMPILATIONQ&A, the WSB defense, the bandana, the bullishness.
OFFICIAL RECORD · VERBATIM02:18:21 / 117TH CONGRESS

Thank you Chairwoman Waters, Ranking Member McHenry, members of the Committee.

I am happy to discuss with the committee my purchases of GameStop shares and my discussions of their fair value on social media.

It is true that my investment in that company multiplied in value many times. For that, I feel enormously fortunate.

A few things I am not.

I am not a cat.

I am not an institutional investor, nor am I a hedge fund.

I do not have clients and I do not provide personalized investment advice for fees or commissions.

I am just an individual whose investment in GameStop and posts on social media were based upon my own research and analysis.

AND ALSO —

AS FOR ME, I LIKE THE STOCK.

I'm as bullish as I've ever been on a potential turnaround for GameStop, and I remain invested in the company.

MANIPULATION CHARGE

PREPOSTEROUS.

"My posts did not cause the movement of billions of dollars into GameStop shares. It is tragic that some people lost money, and my heart goes out to them."

THE THESIS

UNDERVALUED.

Loyal customer base. New console cycle cash flow. $200B gaming sector pivoting digital. Same view Ryan Cohen had.

POSITION

JUNE 2019 → $53K → $50M.

Started with shares. Scaled with calls. Held diamond hands all the way through the squeeze and after.

WOULD YOU BUY HERE?

YES.

Asked by Rep. Huizenga at ~$45: "Investing can be risky and my approach can be risky — but for me personally, yes. I do find it attractive at this price point."

WHY SOCIAL MEDIA

LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.

"It is the same as discussing stocks at a bar, on a golf course, or at home. Reddit, YouTube, Twitter — same thing, larger room."

WHO HE IS

BROCKTON, MASS.

Working-class family. Lost his sister Sara. Telling his parents they were millionaires was the moment that mattered.

⩘   THE RECORD IS PUBLIC   ⩘   THE BANDANA IS ON   ⩘   HE LIKES THE STOCK   ⩘

// FROM THE OPS ROOM

RYAN. GAMESTOP. WSB.

Live transmissions from the operators. No edits. No commentary. Tap to open. The bandana is loud — they all keep talking.

⩘   LIVE WIRE   ⩘   NO COMMENTARY   ⩘   THE BANDANA SPEAKS   ⩘

// SUPPLY · NO MASTER CHEF

1B SUPPLY. ZERO MASTERS.

Ethereum fair launch. No team allocation. No master chef. No insider bag. Liquidity locked on Uniswap V2 — the trenches push it from here.

TOTAL SUPPLY
0
Fair launch on Ethereum
TEAM ALLOCATION
0%
No team. Cult only.
LIQUIDITY
LOCKED
Uniswap V2 LP locked
TAX
0/0
No tax. Pure grind.
CHAIN
ETHEREUM
Native ERC-20 token
LAUNCH
UNISWAP
V2 fair launch
VERIFIED — PENDING ON-CHAIN LAUNCH
ROADMAP V69.420// MISSION ⩘ FROM SLUMP TO MOON

FOUR PHASES. ONE BANDANA.

four phases. one bandana. scroll the chain — every link locks before the next reveals. NFA. KEK.

  1. [GET UP]

    PHASE 01 · WAKE UP

    • Uniswap V2 fair launch — ETH pair live
    • Bandana cult reveal — 6 ops on the wall
    • $GME ticker live on Ethereum, no team allocation
    • No financial advice (you know the drill)
  2. [GET MONEY]

    PHASE 02 · GRIND

    • 24h volume past $1M — sustained
    • Telegram + X holder pack — bandana badges
    • CT raids on every meme account that posts a cat
    • Dumb Money screenings — one per major holder city
  3. [EVERYDAY]

    PHASE 03 · MOON

    • Liquidity locked deeper — Uniswap V2 timelock
    • CEX listing chatter (parody, not commitment)
    • Top ETH meme by 24h volume
    • Bandana physical merch drop — limited
  4. [NEVER]

    PHASE 04 · RETIRE

    • Retire? Bandana cult never sleeps.
    • On-chain governance — convergence DAO
    • Bandana NFT pass — early holder priority
    • Endgame: every mascot wears the red.
$GME · FREN FAQ V2.1

ASK A FREN

A counterintelligence transcript. Some answers are fictional. Some are legal. The bandana tells you which.

Anonymous·5h ago·No.478921337

What is $GME?

>be me

>fren asks "what is $GME"

>tell him it's GetMoneyEveryday

>red bandana cult on ethereum

>not a stock, not a security, just myth

>fren gets it

>fren ties the bandana

4.2kREPLY · NO
Anonymous·12m ago·No.478921412

Is this related to GameStop?

>be me, in the trenches

>normie asks "so this is gamestop?"

>mfw the parody-frame

>explain $GME = GetMoneyEveryday

>no equity, no boomer cope, pure meme

>normie disappointed

>good. NGMI anyway

8.8kREPLY · NO
Anonymous·2h ago·No.478921599

How do I buy?

>fren dms "ser how buy"

>tell him: connect wallet, uniswap, paste CA

>eth/$gme pair live on v2

>tie bandana first, swap second

>fren impatient

>fren buys nothing, gets the lore instead

>fren wins anyway

1.3kREPLY · NO
Anonymous·47m ago·No.478921733

Why red bandana?

>why red bandana anon?

>because every grindset mascot wore one

>rambo had one, kitty had one, even your dad had one

>we just pulled the mask off

>universal uniform of getting money everyday

>if u don't have one ur NGMI

>simple as

12.4kREPLY · NO
Anonymous·8h ago·No.478921908

Why a yellow cat?

>fren asks "why a fat yellow cat"

>it's the convergence avatar

>garfield silhouette + fat-pikachu posture

>rainbow goggles, money-drop earrings

>mascot is what happens when every yellow icon merges

>fren's brain fully cooked

>welcome to the cult

666REPLY · NO
Anonymous·1h ago·No.478922041

When moon?

>fren asks "when moon ser"

>when the trenches push it

>not financial advice, not a promise

>just grind, tie the knot, keep buying

>moon happens to those who don't ask

>fren asks again anyway

>NGMI energy detected

9.9kREPLY · NO
Anonymous·23m ago·No.478922187

NGMI?

>"am i NGMI anon?"

>check his fit

>no bandana

>no conviction

>no lore

>yes ser, very NGMI

>tie the knot or stay poor

3.1kREPLY · NO
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// FINAL BROADCAST

THE BANDANA WAS ALWAYS THERE.

You see it now. Tie the knot. Get up. Get money. Everyday.

BUY ON UNISWAP →JOIN THE TRENCHES →

[GET UP. GET MONEY. EVERYDAY.]

$GME
GETMONEYEVERYDAY · V69 · 2026
CONTRACT NOTARY · CERTIFIED ON-CHAIN
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ETHEREUM MAINNET · UNISWAP V2 · FAIR LAUNCH
Section IX · Disclaimer · Read In Full

$GME (“the Token”) is a parody meme token issued for cultural and entertainment purposes only on the Ethereum mainnet via a permissionless Uniswap V2 fair launch. The Token represents no equity interest, no revenue share, no claim on any company, asset, or product, and no relationship — formal or informal — with GameStop Corp., Keith Gill, any broker-dealer, any fund, any DAO, or any regulated financial entity referenced anywhere on this site. Nothing on this page is investment, legal, tax, or life advice. Cryptocurrency assets carry the risk of total permanent loss; you may lose 100% of any capital deployed. Past memes do not guarantee future memes. Always verify the contract address, do your own research, and never tie the bandana with a wallet you can’t afford to lose. By scrolling this far you have already accepted the terms, kissed the printer, and joined the Squad — gg.

  • $GME
  • LIVE ON ETHEREUM
  • UNISWAP V2 · FAIR LAUNCH
  • NO TEAM ALLOCATION
  • TIE THE BANDANA
  • EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY.
© 2026 BANDANA CULT · MEME ONLY · PARODY-FRAME
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
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